Had my bike stolen on Saturday, which… really sucks, because it was a really good bike. :c The weirdest thing about it though was that in its place was a note claiming that the bike had been stolen from them (FYI it wasn’t, I had owned that bike for years).
Got a used bike for $20 just a little while ago. Definitely needs some adjustments that can’t happen until at least tomorrow due to today being a holiday, but at least I can still get from home to work and back.
That sounds like the best crime strategy ever. Just make a huge mind game of it and insist it was yours all along and THEY stole it from YOU first.
I know, right? Commit the perfect crime, gaslight your victim into believing that THEY were the thieves ALL ALONG